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Post by alfonzo on Feb 13, 2012 21:25:19 GMT -5
((February 20. 6:30 A.M. Anyone welcome, located at a patch of land where the lava is deeper, yet close to the land))
Alfonzo will have journeyed long and far to find this place. This place he would now deem the best fishing spot known to mankind and pandas. For the next 3 hours until he rage-quit or caught something anyway. He set his fishing box down, good thing he had bought it some time ago. Shame it had only collected dust until now, but alas now it is getting its best use ever. To catch the mighty salt water goldfish was his goal. And this lake, no matter how bright and shiny and potentially deadly was going to be the place where he caught it.*
"Finally, found a spot without all that water. The nerve of some people, saying you need it to fish." And then he'll start to get his line ready. He was sure he could do it. This would be his day of triumph over those nonbelievers. He'll toss his line into the lava. There is a slight sizzling but he'll just sit down and wait for a nibble.
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Post by midnight on Feb 13, 2012 21:33:06 GMT -5
Well, wandering around does managed to get one to many different places. Right now he was lurking around the lava fields, trying to see if anything would pique his interest, that is until he managed to come across some... strange man that was trying to fish... in lava.
"...." That was the strangest sight he had ever come across. A man trying to fish in lava. As if things couldn't get any weirder. He had nothing better to do so he just quietly stepped behind the guy and watched the line.
"...." No nibble yet, but Midnight joked to himself that there wouldn't be any fish in the lava anyway. That's just crazy!
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Post by alfonzo on Feb 13, 2012 21:58:54 GMT -5
Alfonzo will have not noticed the man who had crept up behind him until something gave a tug on the line. SUCCESS he had done it! There was no doubt in his mind that this probably was not a fish. But he'll yank his fishing pole up and watch as the line flies behind him....probably onto Midnight. Good thing it got burned off by the lava else it might have hurt. A lot. Anyway he'll remove the line from midnight and go back to his fishing.
"Hm...the lava got hungry and ate my line" Yes, he was going to completely ignore the man whom was behind him "....I guess I need stronger line then." He'll dig around in his box and pull out a large amount of fishing line with an ungodly thickness. There was no way that should ever work as a fishing line, yet Alfonzo began to swap it on his fishing pole.
"This should do the trick"
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Post by midnight on Feb 16, 2012 21:12:18 GMT -5
Midnight grunted when Alfonzo flicked the now gone fishing lure right onto him. he brushed it off before anything would happen though and he then went to sit down next to the other. Might as well for the lulz. He then watched Alfonzo replace the fishing line before casting it again.
"Whatever you say..." He spoke in a bored fashion. Of course as soon as Alfonzo casted the fishing lure, after a good few minutes, Alfonzo will feel a tugging on the lure. Mindight just stared at it.
"What-huh?"
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Post by alfonzo on Feb 16, 2012 21:36:40 GMT -5
"Huh?" Alfonzo will turn to the man who had sat beside him, as if he had fallen from the sky in an angelic choir on the fourth of July with a handful of cantaloupes.
"When the hell di-" And then there's that tug on the line. He'll yank on it as it starts some sort of cartoonish tug sequence for a little bit. It's quite possible that he's just doing it because he can, and soon a smirk will appear on his face. Just having fun there. Eventually he'll yank it up to pull out whatever it is he had caught.
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Post by midnight on Feb 23, 2012 2:20:15 GMT -5
Midnight stared back at Alfonzo when he realized that the other had been around this whole time. That is, before Midnight handed him a cantaloupe and told him to go blow up Killer Rabbits. He then looked back at the laval fields and stared blankly as there was a pull on the line. Alfonzo would hind that he just pulled a tiny little fire fish out of the lava.
"Wow, radiation really does do weird things to the natural ecosystem over time." Midnight made a comment. That is, before an enormous, small whale sized monster of a fish came out of the lava, and ate the other fish. Right in front of them.
It also looked like it was ready to charge at them and fly out of the lava too.
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Post by alfonzo on Feb 23, 2012 18:11:38 GMT -5
Alfonzo will blink. Seeing that fish there...he'll just laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Eventually when he stops laughing he'll gain a smirk on his face. "Well...so then it is my mortal enemy...the cursed salt-water gold fish. At last I have found you."
Any other sane man could point out that one, lava =/= salt water no matter what circumstances they are, but for Alfonzo, both stung when they got into your eyes so it must be a good indication they both have salt water in them. At that moment he'll do into his box of stuff and get out a large net, one made of the same unconventional material size as his fishing line. And then he'll attach it to his hook and fling it out to the giant fish, trying to net it.
"When this is all over this will make a great story to tell my future daughters boyfriend. I caught a fish in lava, don't mess with me."
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Post by midnight on Feb 24, 2012 21:28:35 GMT -5
Midnight just stared blankly as Alfonzo would throw the fish at the other fish and the fish went to eat it, trying to lunge itself towards Alfonzo, it's hot fiery scales trying to slam in the other as it threw itself on the surface in a very violent Magikarp Splash. He then took a deep breath and jumped back a much safer distance to watch the carnage.
"I'm not going to get involved in this." He spoke to himself, mostly. That fish looked angry and lava wasn't exactly the best thing to deal with... unless your Team Magma
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Post by alfonzo on Feb 25, 2012 12:39:05 GMT -5
So the wittle Magikarp used splash? Did the wittle bitty Magikarp use splash? Alfonzo will watch the fish try to splash him with lava as he jogs backwards to avoid getting barbecued. This goldfish was a fighter alright, but all he had to do was lure it to the land, where splash is the most worthless attack known to man.
"Heeeeereeeee fishie fishie fishie" He'll smirk. He isn't above megamerging and just diving on the poor thing, but there was no fun in that...but he did get an idea. He'll look to Midnight with a crazed smile on his face. Fishes like bait. Big fishes like bigger bait. So what is a man to do? He'll go up to Midnight, putting an arm around his shoulder as best as possible, due to height differences.
"Why go for just one meal when you could get a combo?" He'll smirk. All he needs is to get that fish on land. So with that he'll try to drag Midnight closer to it, but still far enough away that the fish has to move closer to lava splash them again. Should Midnight resist getting pushed by Alfonzo, he'll just keep pushing like an annoying kid trying to get their parent to take them to see the horses at the petting zoo.
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Post by midnight on Feb 27, 2012 14:45:40 GMT -5
Midnight himself watched the other carefully, and then flinched when Alfonzo put his arm on his shoulder. Of course then he made the comment about him being used as... lovely. The other just stared at him as he tried to pull him towards the fish who was flailing around, before he twisted his arm around and then grabbed Alfonzo's upper arm, having enough physical strength to throw him to the ground closer to the fish.
"Use your own bait." Is all he said before turning around and leaving. No way was he staying here with this insanity going on. He then adjusted his coat before moving on.
Tsch. Crazy people and their crazy fish.
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Post by alfonzo on Feb 27, 2012 21:15:51 GMT -5
And this man will be thrown on the ground closer to the fish. However it would look like the fish is trying to come closer to him...just a liiiittle more and...ohey. The fish leaps from the water trying to squash Alfonzo.
"...Sweet." He'll just roll out of the way before the fish can squish him, and then he'll tackle it, taking on the manly task of wrestling the large salt water goldfish, ignoring how hot it is coming from the lava. Some of his clothes may slowly burn. But the burning stops as time goes on.
"Hey Alfonzo Thrower person!" Yes, he's calling to Midnight. "Watch me kill this fish" And then he'll just wrestle with the fish, making sure it doesn't pin him
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